Punk, rock, new wave, heavy metal, why should a case of strabismus keep you from showing your style! They say never let 'em see you weep, well they never will with this bad boy. This killer patch is just fine for a anything from pink eye to a detached retina, there's nothing this beast won't cover. GO FOR IT! $1399.99

Do you have pterygium? well then get some cause your gonna need an excuse for the executive. Proper to wear to any event or just out to lunch to cover the burst blood vessels that sicken most people this patch will go from here to there and never miss a beat. $1199.99 

The madonna is simple, elegant, striking, and unique, just like the legendary singer. If madonna were alive today this is the patch she would be sporting EVERY DAY. But if your not madonna but just lucky enough to have macular degeneration then this is the eye cover for you, your time is now.

Nothing is more impressive than a double eye patch, it says... One side it not enough, I like it both ways. Although maybe not recommended for driving we can't tell you not to and wouldn't want you to NOT look like a playa cruising with the DOUBLE trouble, it's not just for people with glaucoma anymore. $1399.99

Guuuurrrl pleeeeeease, you gonna wish for a case of scleritis just so you can look this good! weather your eye is just swollen or is weeping clear discharge you can cover it and show the world your pretty, feminine, sexy side too. oooh snap. $1099.99

myashthenia gravis never looked so good! say it loud and proud, your eye disease won't hold YOU back, why not go for the best of all worlds. $1199.99

If you like it ROUGH like my mother this is the patch for you, or if you have presbyopia. either way THIS is the perfect patch for you you to tell the world. So shout it out HEY I HAVE PRESBYOPIA! $1299.99

An all day patch for those on a budget at just 999.99 this patch will last you til the cows come home. You may not see how fast there coming for you but you'll look great doing it.